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:ph34r: I caught Tuffy humping one of his toys about an hour ago and well, his little lipstick is still sticking out his penis. Is this something I should be concerned about?
 

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This happened to us last week...... Tiki kept licking him self and low and behold he had a little problem. I put him in a warm bath and "cleaned" the area with some warm water, after he was dry he kept licking himself and he returned to normal. If he hadn't I was going to call the vet.

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The warm bath did the trick, it almost immediately retracted. I was getting a little worried because I was doing a bit of research and one vet website said this was a very serious problem and to call a vet right away, so I'm glad it was solved. Thanks for the advice Judi!
 

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OH MY GOODNESS!!! Same exact thing happened w/ButterCloud. I was too embarrassed to talk about it! Kind of think of it it looked like --->
! HAHHAHAHA I'm so roflmao!
 

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Made me think of those "male drug" commercials where it says...
"an erection that last longer than 4 hours is a serious medical problem and you should be seen by a doctor.."
(or something like that.):eek:

Did he get into some Viagra???? LOL


Glad it is back to normal now...the little red rocket freaks my kids out a little too...
Son says...."EWWWWW mom....his pee-pee's out!!!!!!"

I just say..."if you don't like it...don't look at it..."
 

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Originally posted by tlunn@Oct 6 2004, 05:45 AM
Made me think of those "male drug" commercials where it says...
"an erection that last longer than 4 hours is a serious medical problem and you should be seen by a doctor.."
(or something like that.):eek: 
 

Did he get into some Viagra???? LOL
 


Glad it is back to normal now...the little red rocket freaks my kids out a little too...
Son says...."EWWWWW mom....his pee-pee's out!!!!!!"

I just say..."if you don't like it...don't look at it..."

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LOL.. My husband said the same thing about Viagra
 

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NO VIAGRA IN MY HOUSE HAHAHAHAH! He's just naturallly horny LOL
 

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its not really an erection it just gets dry and cant go back it...thats why the bath and licking helps. im not trying to be perverted or n e thing but lube works too. you wouldnt believe how big it is when it is erect...we took a reproduction class in school and we all have to collect a sample by the end of the year (i havent gone yet) but i was surprised how big it does get. anyway hope i didnt gross ne one out.
 

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i dont want to be gross, but


how do you collect a sample?!?
 

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the same way a human guy does but we have to do it to the dogs. i wont describe it
 

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yes its very embarrassing and we have to do it in front of1/4 of the people in my class (20)...im not looking forward to it. one dog named dragon needs a leg.....i will refuse to do him...im hoping to slip under the radar and not have to do it.
 

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Originally posted by LadyMontava@Oct 6 2004, 01:47 PM
the same way a human guy does but we have to do it to the dogs.  i wont describe it

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:eek:
Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!! :wacko:
Now I love my dog...

But..... :ph34r:

I think I would have to fail that part of the class....
How do you keep a straight face?! How do the other people keep a straight face!?
How do you tell other people what you did in class that day!? :eek: Can you imagine their faces!?
 

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Lady Montava--what are you studying anyway? I think it is an erection when they hump their toy and its there right after.

Tlunn-I know what you mean. NO way I could keep a straight face. I'd have to make the situation funny or else, I'd be TOO totally embarrassed by it.


If I'm not mistaking, we dont have any male input on this topic whatsoever. HEHE We're talking about private parts LOL.
 
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