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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
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>You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
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>Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
>the
>meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
>Brian's
>roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a
>relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her
>more
>curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,
>Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and
>Stephanie than met the eye.
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>Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
>thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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>About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
>mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
>gravy
>ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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>Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
>sure." So he sat down and wrote:
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>Dear Mother:
>I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
>not
>saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
>that
>one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian
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>Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
>Dear Son:
>I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying
>that
>you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was
>sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
>Love, Mom
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>LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
 

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i almost didnt read it cause i wasnt a mother hehe. glad i did
 
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