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<span style="font-family:Optima">> > A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was
> >staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
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> >The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting
> >on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one
> >in the middle had a pink weenie.
> >
> >The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble
> >interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on
> >for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual
> >emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white,
> >patriarchal society.
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> >"In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the
> >pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression
> >experienced by gay men in contemporary society."
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> >After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt
> >approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the
> >painting is really about?"
> >
> >"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of
> >the gallery?" asked the couple.
> >
> >"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there
> >are no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three
> >Kentucky coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch."</span>
 

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Yup! That's right, people have been painting pictures of me and sculpting sculptures out of clay for a long time, and might I add that I am one heck of a coal miner!!!!!
 
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