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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on ackwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, a priest, said; "I am a Father. "

The little boy replied, "My Daddy is a father and HE doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting a little impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
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