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A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes
that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the
Barbies are.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and Divorced Barbie: $299.95

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other Barbies are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds:

"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewelry
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend.
 

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I heard that if you turn it around you get a country song and Ken gets his car back, his home back, his furniture back, his money back, etc.

 
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