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EVER CHOKE IN A HILLBILLY RESTAURANT?

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kinya
swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.! "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar. His partner says, Ya

know, I'd
heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"



 

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That is so funny, I love it



<span style="font-family:Optima">A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things:

(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery

Below is the only A+ paper in the class.


"Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is."</span>
 

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You all need to keep these jokes. I have been making copies for weeks now and taking them to work for in the lunch room. They have been a hit.

I wonder what will happen if I ever run out. To date I have made enough 2 page copies to take to sets a week for 6 months.

Keep it up!!!!
 

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those are good...
 

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Originally posted by ConnieVa@Oct 24 2005, 10:42 PM
You all need to keep these jokes.  I have been making copies for weeks now and taking them to work for in the lunch room.  They have been a hit.

I wonder what will happen if I ever run out.  To date I have made enough 2 page copies to take to sets a week for 6 months.

Keep it up!!!!
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Don't worry, my hubby gets 100's of these funnies via email from his vast number of friends so the supply will continue for some time to come, of that I am quite sure....
 
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