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This is taken from another forum. I thought it was funny.



Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan,
where they are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than, "your computer
has performed an illegal operation"?


The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has
occurred.
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
 

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Originally posted by MalteseJane@Jun 23 2005, 11:04 PM
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
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OMG, that's too funny!!!


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Those were good!
 

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They are very good, much better to have it explained in plain english than to get those rotten error messages that you have no idea what they mean
 

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They are great. I really wish that these would come on the computers instead of the stuff that it sends which I really have no clue what it is trying to tell me.
 
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