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<span style="font-family:Optima">> An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
> tavern.
>
> The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
> time we
> had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where
> you
> leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
>
> "Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
>
> "OK," he says,"how abouttaking a stroll round there again and we can do
> it
> for old time sake?"
>
> "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
>
> There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
> this,
> and having a chuckle to himself.
> He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a
> fence.
> I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows
> them.
>
> They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
> walking sticks.
> Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
> fence.
>
> The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old
> mandrops
> his trousers.
> She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
>
> Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
> Policeman
> has ever seen.
> They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
> She's yelling, "Ohhh,God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.
> This
> is the most athletic sex imaginable.
>
> Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is
> amazed.
>
> He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
> couple
> struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
> The policeman, Still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was
> going
> like a train.
>
> I've got to ask him what his secret is! As the couple passes, he says to
> them, "That was something else!
> You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage
> it?
> You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of
> secret?"
>
> The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence</span>
 
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