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<span style="font-family:Optima">One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched
her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your
control top panty hose".

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of
your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by
his "winkie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you
firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool
man, and your brother." </span>
 
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