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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and slinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile
at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched
the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is g oing on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh*t out of
a ghost"

Happy Halloween!
 

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Originally posted by paris@Oct 28 2005, 09:45 AM
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put.  He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.  He
started yelling, cursing, and slinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile
at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched
the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is g oing on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh*t out of
a ghost"

Happy Halloween!
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Funny!!
 
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