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I know this is a pretty old joke ....I tought it was hilarious

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb……

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD : First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little

BEAGLE : ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

BORDER COLLIE : Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
to code.

BOXER : Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

COCKER SPANIEL : Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

CORGI : You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

DOBERMAN : While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

GERMAN SHEPHERD : I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the

GOLDEN RETRIEVER : The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got your
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb?

GREYHOUND : It isn't moving. Who cares?

IRISH WOLFHOUND : Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER : I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.

LAB : Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG : Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light

POINTER : I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

POODLE : I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


TIBETAN TERRIER : Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's

MALTESE: Ooh, light not working. Eh. Whatever. Me cuddle now. (Thanks, Bean Sprout!)

PUG: I can't eat it so who cares? (Thanks, Olaf J. Pugg!)

CATS : Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

~Author Unknown
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