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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? </span>

ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it?


DOBERMAN: Immediately decides to change the brand of lightbulb and find a more efficient form of lighting--perhaps a fluorescent bulb.
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JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: Two, but the job never gets done--they keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!


BULLDOG: Just one. But it takes them three years to do it.


POMERANIANS: Don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out.


PUG: Er, two. Or maybe one. No-- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?


GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?


AFGHAN: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?


CAT: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes!


SHIBA-INU: Zero! Shiba's aren't afraid of the dark!


SCHIPPERKE: It's your lightbulb--change it yourself. Unless.....is there food involved??


POODLE: Sorry, Just had my nails done.


BEAGLE: How many cookies do I get?


WEIMARANER: Light bulb? You want ME to change a LIGHTBULB??


LAB: Why change it? The darker it is, the longer I can sleep.


BASENJI: LIGHTBULB?? We don't change no steenking lightbulbs!


MALAMUTE: Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.


BOXER: If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off the chair.


DALMATIAN: Just one, but it will really hate the new bulb.


ROTTWEILER: I'll change the light bulb if I can eat the old one.


CORGI: I cant reach the stupid lamp!


SPRINGER: Lightbulb? Lightbulb? That thing I just ate was a lightbulb?


STANDARD POODLE: None. Go get human, sit under it, look up and point it out--then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.


BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.


WOLFDOG: Let me see that light bulb, anyway. What's it made of, what's inside of it, what will happen if I drop it?
I might change it, but let me think about it. You're not trying to tell me what to do, are you? Hey, I just had a great idea. I think I'll change that light bulb!


GERMAN SHEPHERD: "I'm kinda busy right now! I have to chase the cat, protect the kids, herd the horses, beg for food and take a nap.
I'll add the lightbulb to my "To Do" list...."


DACHSHUND: Well, first get me a ladder and a treat......no, you took too long. I want TWO treats and I'll do it.........No, not that treat, the other kind. Geez..........do I have to do everything?


IRISH SETTER: It only takes one, but it will put in a really dim bulb.


PIT BULL TERRIER: Jump and take hold of old light bulb. Now, let go of old light bulb..........I said LET GO OF LIGHT BULB, Please???? Let go of the light bulb!!!


And, the MALTESE: Don't worry, my Mommy will do it for me.....
 
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