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Dog Hair: Potentially Dangerous!!!


In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair
of dogs. This substance, called "amo-bacter canis" has been linked with
the following symptoms in female humans:


Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
Reluctance to work except in support of a dog
Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.
 

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OMG! that's too funny!

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Is there a cure or treatment for this?
 

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Originally posted by tlunn@May 28 2005, 02:20 PM
 
 


Is there a cure or treatment for this?

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Sad to say, I don't think there is a cure. In fact, I think it gets worse with time. :new_Eyecrazy: I've also noticed another symptom--like the candy add says, you can't just have one :excl:
 

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Originally posted by LucyLou+May 28 2005, 02:28 PM-->
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Is there a cure or treatment for this?

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Sad to say, I don't think there is a cure. In fact, I think it gets worse with time. :new_Eyecrazy: I've also noticed another symptom--like the candy add says, you can't just have one :excl:
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Although I think it is Lay's Potato Chips that says you can't have just one!
That is what my breeder would tell me about malts. They are addicting...ha ha..
Well, I guess if there is no cure, then it can't hurt to keep feeding the addiction!
 

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Although I think it is Lay's Potato Chips that says you can't have just one!
That is what my breeder would tell me about malts. They are addicting...ha ha..
Well, I guess if there is no cure, then it can't hurt to keep feeding the addiction!

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Thanks for clearing that up. I knew it was one of those evil things that keeps adding weight to me
I guess for lent, next year if I have to choose between the food, and the Malts, I'll give up fattening food.
 

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Although I think it is Lay's Potato Chips that says you can't have just one!
That is what my breeder would tell me about malts. They are addicting...ha ha..
Well, I guess if there is no cure, then it can't hurt to keep feeding the addiction!

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Thanks for clearing that up. I knew it was one of those evil things that keeps adding weight to me
I guess for lent, next year if I have to choose between the food, and the Malts, I'll give up fattening food.
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Oh me too!!!! :D
I told hubby today that IF we EVER get to retire, I want a small two bedroom condo with a balcony facing the beach and two malts and a cat. I told him that I would be VERY happy there! He said, "What about me?"

"Oh yeah! And you can come too honey!"
 

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Originally posted by tlunn@May 28 2005, 02:59 PM
Oh me too!!!! :D
I told hubby today that IF we EVER get to retire, I want a small two bedroom condo with a balcony facing the beach and two malts and a cat.  I told him that I would be VERY happy there! He said, "What about me?"

"Oh yeah! And you can come too honey!"
 

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AHHAHA...Anyone who ever feels insecure about them selves should DEFINITELY get a maltese. They'll never feel the need to be dependant on MEN anymore! LOLOL

LucyLou--TOO FUNNY!
 
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