An elderly man in North Carolina owned a large farm for several
years.He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoecourt
and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he had
not been there for awhile, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch! of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast
~Elegant
years.He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoecourt
and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he had
not been there for awhile, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch! of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast
~Elegant