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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired
and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a
brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain
yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The
doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female
brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control
his curiosity, blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price

of the female brains, because they've actually been used."


SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU
THINK CAN HANDLE IT.


needless to say, I didn't send this one to any men unless there are men that reads it in this forum.
 

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good one...
 

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I sent that to a guy friend and here is his response:
LOL...
What the female surgeon forgot to mention is that the used brain was used for;
Taking hrs to pick out the right shoes
Taking days to figure out what the red light is for and where you add oil
Worrying 'is my butt big?'
Investigating where all the pop went
Wondering if you plant tulip bulbs right side up or upside down

Calculating if 11 oz tuna cost 1.33 and 18 oz cost 1.99 and the sale says you can buy 2 11 oz for 2.40, which is the best buy?  Or is it better to drive 5 miles to a different store where you can buy 2 cans for 2.29?

Thanks to good women, men can concentrate on more important things like who won the American League pennant in 1996.

Thanks ladies[/B]
 
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