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Alabama
heck Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little
Else.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State

Texas
Se Hablo Ingles

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Ay, Yep

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
We have more rain than you do

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
 

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Some of those are REALLY funny!

Utah killed me! So did Arkansas and Tennessee...(even though it knocked my job!)...Oklahoma was funny...
 

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That gave me a big laugh this morning.... loved it! Thanks for sharing! It was right on the mark on most all of them.
 

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Hey, I'm from New *%&$&%^ Jersey, and I don't get it.

That is really so true....people here are terrible with their language. I blame it all on the Sopranos. Every other word is a four letter word.

I do have one cute story to tell. We were in Church with our three kids when my oldest accused her brother of using the "s" word. They were little and very loud. I was so embarassed. After Mass, I had to explain to people that in our house the "s" word is stupid and not that other nasty word.
 

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Originally posted by saltymalty@Mar 18 2005, 07:46 AM
Hey, I'm from New *%&$&%^ Jersey, and I don't get it. 

That is really so true....people here are terrible with their language.  I blame it all on the Sopranos.  Every other word is a four letter word. 

I do have one cute story to tell.  We were in Church with our three kids when my oldest accused her brother of using the "s" word.  They were little and very loud.  I was so embarassed.  After Mass, I had to explain to people that in our house the "s" word is stupid and not that other nasty word.
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that is soo funny love that ,i am a new yoooorker!!!!!!!!1
 

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Originally posted by saltymalty@Mar 18 2005, 07:46 AM
Hey, I'm from New *%&$&%^ Jersey, and I don't get it. 

That is really so true....people here are terrible with their language.  I blame it all on the Sopranos.  Every other word is a four letter word. 

I do have one cute story to tell.  We were in Church with our three kids when my oldest accused her brother of using the "s" word.  They were little and very loud.  I was so embarassed.  After Mass, I had to explain to people that in our house the "s" word is stupid and not that other nasty word.
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true true true... especially DRIVERS.

I have to admit I can at times have a language problem......
oooops.
 

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tooo funny even if I was born in Montana raised in Wyoming and now live in Washington. Can't say much for any of those states based on this. I needed the laugh thanks for sharing.......
 

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Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal[/B]
I thought these were hilarious. I couldn't wait to scroll down to see our state, PA. Bah! I don't get it. Coal? I'm so disappointed, I wanted something zippier.
 

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I am so happy you guys liked it! I cracked up when I read it! I'll have some more "funnies" upcoming.

~Elegant
 

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My poor state! Awwww.....very funny.
 

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Great list!! I'm a "It's a dry heat" girl!! I have a friend in Minnesota, his motto is "Minnesota, land of 10,000 taxes"....
 
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