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Something prospective Maltese owners should know before taking the plunge......

Maltese property Laws


1- If I like it,it's mine.

2- If it's in my mouth,it's mine.

3- If I had it a little while ago,it's mine.

4- If I can take it away from you,it's mine.

5- If it's mine,it can never be yours.

6- If it just looks like mine,it's mine.

7- If I saw it first,it's mine.

8- If it's edible,it's mine.

9- If you have something and put it down,it's mine.

10- If I chew something up,all the pieces are mine.

11- If I get tired of it,it's yours.

12- If I want it back,it's mine.



13- If you have a heart,it's mine... :wub:


I get such a kick out of this...and so true.
 

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So true. And so how do you think we cope with three maltese?!!!! Poor Tinker......:blink:
 

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I love that and it's all true. I just love how Kirby will get something so silly like a tissue and he'll run off like he has the prize in his mouth. :HistericalSmiley:
 

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:smrofl::smrofl: LMAO!! So funny Michelle and so true. You should also add "If you have a heart, it's mine." :heart::heart:
 

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:smrofl::smrofl: LMAO!! So funny Michelle and so true. You should also add "If you have a heart, it's mine." :heart::heart:
OMG, how sweet and funny is this!!

Sue, you should be a writer. That was the perfect ending to that poster!! :chili:Those stinkers really worm their way into your heart, don't they!!
 

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I wish I was clever enough to come up w/ it but someone else already did,I imagine a dog owner..owned by their dog.
Maybe they'll pin that one,it's so true,it's scary...
 
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