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<span style="font-family:Optima">The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Don't you just love Maxine!
 

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I love this one:


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If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"



that was funny
 

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Very cute! I loved that....
 

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Originally posted by Scoobydoo@Oct 18 2005, 12:05 PM
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Martha...
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Maxine...
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

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That has GOT to be the new motto for me and Buttercup's mom! We are STILL gonna get together for margarita's sometime!!!!!
 

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Originally posted by tlunn+Oct 18 2005, 07:58 PM-->
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@Oct 18 2005, 12:05 PM
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Martha...
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Maxine...
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

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That has GOT to be the new motto for me and Buttercup's mom! We are STILL gonna get together for margarita's sometime!!!!!

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That's my favorite too!
 
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