[Scoobydoo]

<span style="font-family:Optima">The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.</span>

 

[k/c mom]

Oh, that was great! I enjoyed it!!! funny!!

 

[littlepeanut]

 

[paris]

Don't you just love Maxine!

 

[Chelsey]

I love this one:


Maxine...
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

that was funny

 

[TuckersMom]

 

[msmagnolia]

Very cute! I loved that....

 

[Brinkley & Neyland's Mom]

Originally posted by Scoobydoo@Oct 18 2005, 12:05 PM
<span style="font-family:Optima"> *Martha's Way*


Martha...
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Maxine...
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

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That has GOT to be the new motto for me and Buttercup's mom! We are STILL gonna get together for margarita's sometime!!!!!

 

[rubyjeansmom]

I loved this!! To funny!

 

[RexsMom]

Originally posted by tlunn+Oct 18 2005, 07:58 PM-->

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@Oct 18 2005, 12:05 PM
<span style="font-family:Optima"> *Martha's Way*


Martha...
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Maxine...
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

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That has GOT to be the new motto for me and Buttercup's mom! We are STILL gonna get together for margarita's sometime!!!!!

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That's my favorite too!

 

[sassy's mommy]

I sure like the way Maxine thinks.