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New Evening Classes for Men!!!
All are welcome!
Open to men only!
(note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum number of eight participants)
The course lasts two days and topics covered include the following:

DAY ONE

*HOW TO FILL ICE TRAYS
(Step by step guide with slide presentation)

*TOILET ROLLS-DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
(roundtable discussion)

*DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR
(practicing with hamper-pictures and graphics)

*DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
(debate among panel of experts)

*LOSS OF VIRILITY
(losing the remote control to your significant other-help line and support groups)

*LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
(starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming-open forum)

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH:
(group discussion and role play)

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
(power point presentation)

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
(real life testimonial from on man who did)

IS IT GENETCIALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY WHILE SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
(driving simulation)

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SPOUSE
(online class and role playing)

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
(relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques)

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE
(bring your calendar and PDA to class)

GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
(individual counselors available)
 

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Originally posted by tlunn@Apr 21 2005, 10:06 AM
*DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR
(practicing with hamper-pictures and graphics)

*LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
(starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming-open forum)

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH:
(group discussion and role play)

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
(power point presentation)

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
(real life testimonial from on man who did)

IS IT GENETCIALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY WHILE SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
(driving simulation)


LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SPOUSE
(online class and role playing)

GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
(individual counselors available)
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So where do the classes take place????
 

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OMGosh! This is sooo funny I can't believe it. Joe, how about evening classes for women? Are u up for it?

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I emailed this to a guy that is a friend of the family. Here is his reply:
I have edited the class schedule to show what is available and recommended for the merry spouse who really needs to know and lost her subscription to Star, Enquirer, People, etc......

New Evening Classes for Men!!!
All are welcome!
Open to men only!
(note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum number of eight participants)
The course lasts two days and topics covered include the following:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE TRAYS
(Step by step guide with slide presentation)
*Ice - Why the tray is empty. multiple uses (men-place on forehead when asked multiple impossible questions with hidden meanings or put into large glass of beverage to reveal secret meaning)
TOILET ROLLS-DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
(roundtable discussion)
* TP- proper use and why 1 sheet remaining should constitute replacement. (use not intended for make-up removal or application)
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR
(practicing with hamper-pictures and graphics)
*Difference between towel rack and delicate wear display.(its a jungle out there)
DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
(debate among panel of experts)
*How to use one dish/utensil for multiple tasks prior to cleaning.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
(losing the remote control to your significant other-help line and support groups)
* Electronics. Simple guide to how to use without screwing it up.
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
(starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming-open forum)
*St. Anthony, a saint put to work way to often by the opposite sex or How not to lose things.

DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH:
(group discussion and role play)
*Milk, leave just enough for half required for breakfast cereal.
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
(power point presentation)
*Flowers, just take them or questions not to ask.  (see first day - ice tray) 
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
(real life testimonial from on man who did)
*Magellan was not a woman and neither was his navigator.  Map reading skills explained.
IS IT GENETCIALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY WHILE SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
(driving simulation)
* Parking- curb is not a resting place for sidewalls. Or gang plank should not be required upon docking.
LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SPOUSE
(online class and role playing)
*Crying should be illegal unless there is real pain involved. Emotional stress can be contained.
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
(relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques)
*Two part class.  1.Sports- how to enjoy the experience . Commercials are for question and answer period. Keep them short.  2. How to discern buying from shopping..Do we really need that extra pair of shoes?
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE
(bring your calendar and PDA to class)
* Being late should be an exception not the rule. There is nothing fashionable about late.  If men are late it usually involves a woman's agenda.
GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
(individual counselors available)
*Confession can cleanse.  Men do silent penance every day.[/B]
 

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haha! I'm guilty of using TP for makeup purposes!
 

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I'm a woman, can I attend this class? I especially need the DAY 1 courses...

Toilet paper magically appears (thanx to hubby). Clothes are ALL over the guest room floor (I use that room as my dressing room
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I feel bad for hubby, right about now...

So sign me up for this class!
 

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That's tooo funny! Hahahahha!
 
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