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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your clothes.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-boyfriends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
 

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haha, i drink i hvae a thinking problem
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OMG!
THose are hilarious!!!!
Many definitely fit me when I have gotten carried away with the tequila and margaritas.
 

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-boyfriends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


OMG!!! This one goes both ways......ex b/f calling at 4 a.m. HELLO!!!! did he ever think his drinking might be why he was and EX?


Here is another....

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol will make that "L" on your forehead flash neon colors.
 

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Originally posted by scottchelf@Oct 27 2005, 10:02 PM
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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In my younger years these were two that I can relate to, and somehow I do realize I am not whispering, but I cant get quiet!
 
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