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<span style="font-family:Optima">Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars
$20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the
dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the
dice
came
to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed.
YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other
answered,
"I
don't know - I thought you were watching."


Moral -

Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.</span>
 

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<span style="font-family:Optima">A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the
counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly
at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there
staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you
ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place at the counter and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets
nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."</span>
 

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Originally posted by Scoobydoo@Oct 25 2005, 02:35 PM
            Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.[/size][/color][/font]
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we cant help it that we're easily distracted
 
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