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<span style="font-family:Optima">The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept
in the hen house behind his little church.

But one Saturday night the cock went missing. The priest knew that
cock fights were held in the village, so he started to question his
parishioners at Mass the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no, he said, "that wasn't what I meant."

"Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no, he said, "that wasn't what I meant."

"Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?

Half the women stood up.

"No, no, he said, "that wasn't what I meant."

"Has anybody seen MY cock?"

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All the nuns, three alter boys, two priests and a goat stood up.</span>
 

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Originally posted by Scoobydoo@Oct 31 2005, 05:55 PM
and a goat stood up
oh dear!
 
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