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10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG; YOU IDIOT!

2. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo hoooooooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?
 

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hahaha...well shoot, without me, he won't be fed! I should be able to blame farts on him!
 

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Tuffy gets some of that attitude sometimes and I know he's thinking some of those things.. One I would add, Tuffy seems to say to himself "Why in the heck are you picking me up and carrying me around, I have legs you know!"
 
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