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TOP 10 REASONS TO THINK MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG...... 10. There is potpourri hanging from your dog's collar.
9. Your Dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. Your dogs toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper-scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.
6. There is a lemon slice in your dogs new silver water bowl.
5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters & decoreated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.
3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.
2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.
and the #1 way to know if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog...
1. The dog droppings in your yard have been sculpted into swans!
