[Sisses Momma]

TOP 10 REASONS TO THINK MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG......


10. There is potpourri hanging from your dog's collar.

9. Your Dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.

8. Your dogs toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7. The pooper-scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6. There is a lemon slice in your dogs new silver water bowl.

5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters & decoreated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.

3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.

2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

and the #1 way to know if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog...

1. The dog droppings in your yard have been sculpted into swans!

 

[nataliecmu]

oh my gosh!!

 

[msmagnolia]

Good one!

 

[2happymalts]

too funny...I will have to check for the dog droppings because I know my dogs are worthy of stalking

 

[ButterCloudandNoriko]

HAHAHHAH No.1!!!! HAAHAHAHA

 

[Laceys mom]

Funny

 

[sherylmint]

Originally posted by Sisses Momma@Jan 14 2005, 04:21 PM
  TOP 10 REASONS TO THINK MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG......  


10.  There is potpourri hanging from your dog's collar.

9.    Your Dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.

8.    Your dogs toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7.    The pooper-scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6.    There is a lemon slice in your dogs new silver water bowl.

5.    You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters & decoreated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4.    Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.

3.    A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.

2.    Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

and the #1 way to know if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog...

1.    The dog droppings in your yard have been sculpted into swans!

 

 

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Lol, Think I will dress Flurry in orange or stripes for Halloween just in case she's stalking him.

She must find her new wardrobe very tacky! Wonder how she has decorated her cell. Anyone know? Perhaps some floor matts woven from yard weeds. Some swan sculptures. lol

 

[kodie]

was that on Letterman?

 

[Sisses Momma]

Not that I know of. My mother sent it to me.....

 

[Caesar's Mommie]