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An elderly couple from Jacksonville, FL are traveling N on I-95. When they get to the NC state line the husband says, "oh no" to which his wife says, "what's wrong?" Well she is a little hard of hearing so her husband says, "THERE IS A COP PULLING US OVER."
Well the policeman walks up to the window and says, "I need to see your drivers license and registration please." The wife says, "what did he say?" The husband replies to her, "HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO SEE MY DRIVERS LICENSE AND REGISTRATION."
The policeman says, "oh I see you are from Jacksonville, FL." The wife says, "what did he say?" Her husband answers, "HE SAID HE SEES WE ARE FROM JACKSONVILLE, FL."
Then the policeman mumbles under his breath, "The worst sex I ever had in my life I was in Jacksonville, FL" The wife says, "what did he say?" The husband replies, 'HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!!"
 
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