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<span style="font-family:Optima">Two nicely dressed ladies struck up a conversation
while waiting for their flight at an airport.

The 1st lady was a quite arrogant woman from
California who married a wealthy man. The 2nd was a
well mannered elderly lady from the South.

Their conversation centered on their children. The
California woman started by saying: "When my 1st child
was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for
me." The Southern lady commented: "Well, isn't that
precious."

The 1st woman continued: "When my 2nd child was born,
my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes." Again, the
Southern lady commented: "Well, isn't that precious."

The 1st woman continues with her boasting: "Then when
my 3rd child was born, my husband gave me a diamond
bracelet." Once more the Southern lady comments:
"Well, isn't that precious."

So now, the 1st woman asks the Southern lady: "What
did your husband buy for you when your 1st child was
born?"

"My husband paid for my enrollment in Charm School"
said the Southern lady.

The California woman exclaimed: "Charm School? What on
earth for?" "What did that do for you?"

The Southern lady responded: "Well for one thing,
instead of saying "who gives a sh*t?", I learned to
say, "Well, isn't that precious!"</span>
 

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<span style="font-family:Optima">A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and
order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the
meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of
the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady
little eyes looking around before the lid slams back
down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He
reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees
two little eyes looking around before it slams back
down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains
what is happening, and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

You're going to love this...................
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Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking
Duck!!"</span>
 
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