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<span style="font-family:Optima">A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase
some sheer lingerie
for his wife. He's shown several possibilities that
range from $250 to
$500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and
takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's
so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the
modeling naked,
return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for
myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a
pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for
$500, they'd at
least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.
The funeral's on Thursday.</span>
 

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