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20 Reasons why it's great to be a dog

1. No one expects you to take a bath every day
2. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner or anything else for that matter.
3. When it's raining you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
4. If it itches, you can reach it.
5. And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it inpublic.
6. It doesn't bother you if your favourite television show is a rerun.
7. You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you're insensitive.
8. April 15 means nothing to you.
9. People at the drive-through windows never charge you for treats.
10. Your friends don't think less of you for passing gas.
11. A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours.
12. No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they're talking.
13. As an adult, it's ok if you never amoutn to anything except being a dog.
14. The older you get, the more people respect you.
15. You can sleep late every day.
16. If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
17. You never get in troublefor putting your head on a strangers lap.
18. There's no such thing as bad food.
19. You don't have to worry about good table manners.
20. Puppy love can last.
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